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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 06:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

Scientists discover giant underground sponge capable of supplying water to rivers and cities - Earth.com

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

CRISPR gene editing in blood stem cells linked to premature aging effects: Study offers solutions - Medical Xpress

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Liam Coen: Defensive coaches asking for more of Travis Hunter - NBC Sports

share office space ...

Then came..

Video: Street Fighter 6 Showcases Four New Character Outfits - Nintendo Life

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is one thing you've learned from life?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

What caused the Democratic Party's 2024 presidential campaign to implode so horrifically?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Why do men like low maintenance women?

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Megyn Kelly: Meghan Markle's Pregnancy Post Disrespects Childbirth - TheWrap

No way

No go.

Thumbs down again.

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